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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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