What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Kevin and Ramin

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Fine, ladies first.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Justin Beiber

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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