- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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