- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

I love pissing people off :P

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

outside your comfort zone

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