- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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