- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Your girlfriend.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Good job, son.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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