- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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