- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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