What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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