- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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