- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

THE GAME

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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