- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you end a sentence

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

the WNBA.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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