three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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