- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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