What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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