- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the WNBA.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What's the difference between a lamp?

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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