A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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