Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What's your guys names?

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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