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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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