Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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