- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Knock Knock Who's there

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

The duck didn't cross the road.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

I agree to the terms and conditions

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What comes after 69? 70

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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