- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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