Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Women's Rights..

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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