- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Your mother just died.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Julian Ha.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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