Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Mogok Papiti.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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