- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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