- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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