How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Actually it was me Josh brown

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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