- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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