Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Fine, ladies first.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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