Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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who farted i did :]

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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