- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Male leadership.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

A dead guy walks into a grave.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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