- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Please don't shoot me

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What's the difference between a duck?

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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