- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Waffles ate my grandma

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Please don't shoot me

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

I had friends on the Death Star.

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