What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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