A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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