- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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