- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

your mom is so fat.

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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