- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

You know whats funny Aids

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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