- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Manchester City

Two guys walk into a bar.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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