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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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