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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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