- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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