Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Religion.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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