Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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