?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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anus

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Anti Joke

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