What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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Neil is a reterd.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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