- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Women's rights.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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