- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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