a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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lets bomb africa

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What do you call an arab ?

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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