What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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