whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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