- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

your mom is so fat.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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