- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Cliterus

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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