Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Canadians

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

the WNBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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