what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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