- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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