- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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