What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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