- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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