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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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