What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Your mother just died.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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