- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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