- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Knock Knock. Come in.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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