What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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