You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

ecks! why zee?

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

i am writing this because i felt like it.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Poop

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

scientology.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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