- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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