- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's 9+10? 19

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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