- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

How do you make a little girl cry?

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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