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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Vaginal secretions

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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