- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

I am very humble.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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