In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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