- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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