- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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