- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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